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I dropped off a disk of photographs I had taken on an expedition with my research team, to a professor who was interested in seeing them. I got an email from him this morning:

Hi Jordan, Thanks for the pictures. There were also other interesting things on that disc.

What on earth could be on my disk to warrant the description "other interesting things"? I've got nothing to hide. Really. Nothing. So, naturally, I imagined the worst--bath time pictures of baby [insert my name here], or worse yet-- digital video files of Pokemon reruns.