I was down and out

I am down and out...so I have to write this list:

1. I know how to "let it go"
2. People think I'm funny...sometimes
3. I have a jar of green olives I get to eat
4. I have a job...when everyone else is losing theirs
5. I did not have to find a new car this weekend
6. I have internet access in my home
7. I finally have a cell phone
8. You do not have to buy replacement batteries for cell phones
9. My cell phone plays music and has really cool graphics
10.My cell phone fits nicely in my pocket
11. I have a whole bunch of garbage in my classroom from which we can make art
12. I got to play in the all-state band in high school and have a really cool recording that impresses people
13. I am satisfied with not being famous
14. I am going to be famous some day
15. I look forward to going to FHE every Monday
16. I know how to sew
17. I have a job interview on Thursday
18. I can survive on bread and peanut butter
19. I am wearing cute pants
20. I have a small waist
21. I am a bridesmaid
22. My hair is easy to deal with
23. I have golden locks...I like them
24. I am going to get a nice spring dress
25. I have brand new couches
26. People are not mean to me
27. I am not as shy as I was in high school
28. I have a bachelor's degree
29. I could go to law school if I wanted to
30. I want to go to law school
31. I have freckles
32. I may have children with freckles some day
33. I have a box of 64 crayons with a sharpener to use
34. My sister is protective of my art supplies for me
35. My social security card finally came in the mail
36. I did not get married when I was young and stupid
37. I'm smart enough to not date jerk boys
38. I know how to stand up for myself
39. I stand up for myself on occasion
40. I am honest
41. I'm not concerned with appearances
42. I got my favorite sweater for FREE!
43. I saved up to 25% on my car insurance by switching to Geiko
44. I didn't really
45. I like to be in American...However, I'm embarrassed by several of the changes taking place in US legislature
46. There is no shortage of stupid people...I am not one of them
47. I can run without dying
48. I never have to eat cilantro again
49. I got a free cheeseburger this weekend
50. I met this boy who treated me like I was a real interesting person