I'd rather not

Today I had the worst interview of my life.

I think I've discovered the reason why I don't have a job:

I suck at interviews.

My letters of recommendation say: "Jordan has a quiet confidence." "Jordan has a magic personality in front of students." Translation: Jordan is really shy at first, but she knows what she's doing and despite the fact that she appears to be an incompetent fool at this very moment as you are interviewing her, it turns out, she's not...when she's in front of little people.

Doesn't matter anyway. The principal came off as disenchanted by the arts. I'd rather not work there anyway.