The Man Hug

There are some women in this microscopic Mormon world who do not date for years (My jaw has dropped).

Can you believe it?

This is the part that kills me: I realized this morning that I haven't hugged a boy...since...July. One side of me thinks, "Great! You're not a creep."

But, the other side hollers, "YOU NEED A HUG!"

It's this simple: A woman needs a man hug to exist.

I can't explain it.

So, how are all these women, who the men forgot to notice, going on like nothing's wrong, if the men forgot to do their job and hug them?

It may take a life time to get to the bottom of this.