And another...

If you think some girl would be fun to go out with...ask her out. She's probably just sitting around thinking, "Oh gee, how do I convince men to think that I'd be fun to go out with?"

When really, her thought is entirely in vain--why? Because she has already convinced the men she'd be fun to go out with, because she would be fun to go out with...

It's just that they're chicken.