Woahs of the woman with a brand new car she isn't certain how to care for

I'm just sitting at work--for no reason. Just sitting. Like I have nothing better to do on a Friday night. I think it's because I'm thirsty. My brain always shuts down when I'm thirsty. And, I think, it's because I have to re figure out how to put air in my tires and I can't do that unless I have quarters and I can't get quarters unless I find change and I can't find change unless I get cash back when I go to wal-mart and I don't want to go to Wal-mart to buy something for the sake of getting quarters, but I am a grown woman and I will do it, because my car needs me.

The end.