Woof. I'm Not Going to Get This Done, Am I?

I can't work on a laptop. I need paper. I need a pencil, a crayon, something. I need a printer, so I can get something done the way God intended.

Enough with technology.

I saw a commercial today, for an interactive game for kids. The get-you-to-buy-it line was this:

Once there were books, now, there's [insert name of crappy new age product here].