Adventures of the squinty-eyed, cheetoh-faced, redhead

The subject of this new line of Playground Favorites pops up so often to say something crazy, I figured he deserved his own little series.

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"You have a muscle bone in your hip, see?" he contested pointing to his knee, "I read it in my body book."

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A: What are you doing?
SECFRD: I'm at recess.
A: I said 'What are you doing' not 'where are you doing it'.
SECFRD: Oh. I'm talking to the playground lady.
A: Then why were you doing Kunf-Fu?
Playground Lady: He was just being silly.
SECFRD: I was dancing, on the way to talk to her.
A: I can dance.
(A drops to the floor and rolls around, making awkward hand jesters and pursing his lips. He jumps up again.)
Playground Lady: Wow A. You are a break dancer.
A: Its because I'm a gangster. Hey, you. Show me what you got.
(SECFRD begins to shake his arms uncontrollably)
A: That's not dancing. This is.
(A drops to the ground to roll around once more)
SECFRD: There's more than one kind of dance you know.
A: Show me what you got.
SECFRD: Ok...(dramatic pause)...No, I need my mother here.
A: Pretend Miss Reasor is your mother.
SECFRD: OK (he sticks out his arms, pauses awkwardly, and begins to blush). No. I need my real mother here, to be the dancing spirit. I can't without her.

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SECFRD: Weinerdogswithwings.com!
Miss Reasor: What does that mean?
SECFRD: Oh. Its just a funny joke I made up.

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SECFRD: Slow down, My Girlfriend!
(He runs after R)

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SECFRD: There's a letter on the hill.
Miss Reasor: It looks like someone wrote it in the snow.
SECFRD: It says "HI"
Miss Reasor: Maybe the aliens wrote it.
SECFRD: I was thinking that. (Runs of to warn the other children) THE ALIENS INVADED! THE ALIENS INVADED!