Adventures of the squinty-eyed, cheetoh-faced, redheaded first grader

W: I was just having an argument.
Miss Reasor: About what?
W: Michael O. says I kissed Reagan on the lips. So I said 'Prove it'.
Miss Reasor: What did he say?
W: He said he saw me with his own eyes and I said, 'That's no proof'.
Miss Reasor: Did you kiss Reagan?
W: No.
Miss Reasor: Well, I believe you.
W: The boys were saying, 'If you want some entertainment, just kiss Reagan on the lips.' And I said, 'No. I will not do it.' I asked Mrs. Kirk if a kiss on the cheek was ok.
Miss Reasor: You did? What did she say?
W: She said it was maybe OK, but NOT at school.


Miss Reasor: So, Wyatt, are you still dating Reagan?
W: No, Reagan just broke up with me, so we cannot be friends.
Miss Reasor: Why not?
W: Because Reagan says if we are friends she is afraid we will end up dating again.